I don't know what the weather is like in your corner of the world right now, but New York City's is currently grey and rainy.
Alas, here is a perfect website for such a day -- This Is Why You're Fat.
Crass name aside, it's a grotesquely fascinating photo gallery of real, gasp-worthy, "you've GOT to be kidding me!" dishes (many of them served at restaurants).
Take, for instance, "the Thunderdome's three stacks of bacon, sausage, elk meat, onions and cheese between tortillas all topped with sour cream, two fried eggs and scallions."
Then there's the blasphemous "Snack Pizza Bomb: pizza topped with french fries, sliced corn dogs, popcorn chicken and Doritos" pictured alongside this post.
Anyone up for figuring out calorie totals?