Showing posts with label Kool Aid. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kool Aid. Show all posts

February 17, 2009

A Problematic Solution

Although Kraft's self-created Sensible Solutions sticker (used to denote healthy products) can point consumers in the right direction (like with 100% whole grain Triscuit crackers), it is also used in some questionable manners.

One example? Lunchables Maxed Out Pepperoni Pizza.

This item boasts a "Sensible Solutions" sticker on the basis of being "a good source of protein" and "a good source of calcium."

The latter nutritional claim is valid, but the first one is irrelevant in a country where protein deficiency is practically unheard of.

The average child's lunchbox may be low in fiber and potassium, but with protein being found in whole grains, nuts, seeds, dairy, soy products, meats, and even vegetables, I don't think parents need to start scouting supermarket aisles for high-protein foods.

What truly puzzles me, though, is the presence of a Sensible Solutions sticker on a product that contains 850 milligrams of a sodium (a third of a day's worth), 35 grams of added sugar (thanks to the inclusion of an Airhead candy and a Kool Aid flavor pouch meant to be mixed with the included bottle of water) and a paltry two grams of fiber!

This is the problem with self-defined corporate criteria -- no one is overseeing the rubric to ensure it only pertains to healthier options.

My suggestion? Set up these criteria so that, in order to carry a Sensible Solutions sticker, a product needs to have at least 'x' amount of nutrient "A" while simultaneously limiting nutrient 'B' to 'y' amount.

Otherwise, as I saw for myself at the grocery store yesterday, KoolAid can carry a Sensible Solutions sticker simply because it is fortified with vitamin A and vitamin E!

Right, because nothing says "sensible" like 16 grams (4 teaspoons) of added sugar per 8-ounce serving.

February 6, 2008

Say What?: (Purposefully) Smelly Shoes

After dominating the "juice" market (if your idea of juice is water, sugar, and artificial flavors), the folks at Kool Aid are setting their overly sweetened sights on... footwear?

February 1 marked the debut of Kool-Aid shoes. Thanks a lot, Reebok executives!

Not only do they come in impossibly neon bright colors -- they also "have the sweet and fruity scents of Kool-Aid built into the footwear," as Brandweek perfectly described it.

Blegh!

And this is but the mere beginning of the sucrose explosion, my friends.

There are "scent-infused" sockliners, hoodies, T-shirts, and hats hitting the market over the next few months.

Isn't this synthetically, sickeningly sweetness a form of air pollution?